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2008 Monthly
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| June 2008 - Hearts of Love

Product Description:
Discreet new designer intimate probe! Jelly soft and durable with
graduated curve shape and a superior suction base.
Price: $21.00 USD
Review:
At first glance The
Hearts of Love this is a cute and innocent looking object. It looks sweet
and pretty enough to put in a romance gift basket. The Hearts of Love is
adorned by pink hearts on a smooth crystal blue jelly plug and it looks so
sweet you’d hardly know that it is actually a naughty sex toy until you
look at it a little closer; realizing it's a butt plug. The Hearts of love
has to be one of the most innocuous and innocent looking anal toy I have
ever seen. The Hearts of Love Butt Plug makes for a good beginner anal toy
with its smooth texture and graduated curves. It is also a lot less
intimidating than other anal toys on the market. The small size of this
plug also makes it great for an introduction to anal play. Another good
thing about the Hearts of Love plug other than the way it looks and its
smooth texture is the suction base. If you want to stick this to a chair
or something, it isn't moving. Once it is stuck to something it is staying
put until you want to move it; which is really good because when using
anal toys,
the last thing you want is it to move when it is not supposed to. That
could be painful. For me, the graduated curved were more flat than I
anticipated, making it more uncomfortable going in and out. I would have
preferred if the curves had been more rounded. I know there are other anal
toys our there which are better designed and more comfortable to use, but
overall, I think that The Hearts of Love makes for a great introduction
anal toy. It’s small and cute design makes it more inviting than other
anal plugs and is definitely less intimidating to look at. Being a fan of
anal play, I found The Hearts of Love to be satisfying, but maybe not my
first choice when it comes to the naughtier toys. I give The Hearts of
Love 3 “O’s”.
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| May 2008 - Sue Johnson "Head
Honcho"

Product Description:
Arouse your senses with ID Sensation Warming
Liquid, the newest product from Westridge Laboratories, the makers of ID
Lubricants. Water-soluble and latex compatible, ID Sensation Warming
Liquid warms on contact, providing increased excitement for enhanced
intimacy. The perfect product to heat up your love life, ID Sensation
Warming Liquid also serves as a great companion to ID Glide or ID
Millennium when added sensation is desired for intercourse.
Price: $17.00 USD
Review:
First I should warn you
that this is NOT a lube--you only need to use a couple of drops of ID
Sensation Warming Liquid to work. I shudder to think what would happen if
you glopped it on like it was a normal lube, the word “Ouch” comes to
mind. For me, I really love that this is a sensation liquid and not a true
lubricant. All I wanted was the warming sensation, and as the liquid got
warmer, I naturally got wetter, making a lubricant unnecessary. The
sensation does depend on how much you use, but I found that only a few
drops was enough to get a nice warming sensation without reaching the
“Ouch” level. It does take a couple of moments to get working, so you
might want to wait before you decide to add more. It feels as if you’re
getting turned on without the actual foreplay, so obviously foreplay would
make the sensation that much better. Another aspect of ID Sensation
Warming Liquid that pleased me was that it doesn’t have a horrid taste
like so many liquids and lubes. While it's not marketed as being flavored,
it does have a sweetly cinnamon-y taste to it. Considering the effect
blowing has on the heat, it has definite oral sex possibilities. As you
only need to use a few drops of ID Sensation Warming Liquid, and only plan
to use it on the more delicate body parts, the smaller bottle is enough.
However, I have found that the warming sensation feels great on other
parts, like the breasts, neck, or small of the back, so ID Sensation
Warming Liquid also works great as a massage liquid. I Give ID Sensation
Warming Liquid 4 ½ “O’s”
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| April 2008 - ID Sensation Warming
Liquid

Product Description: Super stretchy, tight, 3 suction chamber Senso®
masturbator
Price: $21.00 USD
Review: Well, let me start off by saying the Sue Johnson “Head Honcho” is
amazing! Probably the best masturbator I have ever used. The first thing
that I noticed about the "honcho" was the fact that there was no hole at
the end. I am used to masturbators with not only an entry hole, but also a
hole at the end too. So with the “Honcho” once you lube up, you stay lubed
up, no mess at all. Not having the hole at the end seems to really add to
the suction affect as well. The “honcho” grabs hold of your cock like no
other. In between each one of the suction cavities are these thick solid
ribbed rings. The rings really offer a lot more stimulation than other
toys with ridges. The material is very stretchy, so when you penetrate all
the way in it feels really great. Because the material stretches so well,
there are no worries about busting through the back of this thing. The
material is also very transparent, so you can watch all the action. I also
noticed that the opening was concave and there were small nubs around the
"vaginal" entry, and the end point actually has a few nubs on it too. As I
poured some lube into "honcho" I put some lube on those nubs too, which
allowed me to work up a really large erection. Finally, it is very easy to
clean since it can be turned inside out for washing without any risk of
breaking it. I have tried a few sex toys in the past (including a few top
named ones) and this one really does do the trick. I give the Sue Johnson
“Head Honcho” 4 “O’s”
~M.J.T.
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| March 2008 - Silicone Animal
Buddies
 
Product Description Teddy: High quality, soft Silicone Teddy with
incredible detail. Powerful,waterproof, removable micro-massager for
amazing vibrating action. Batteries included.
Product Description Bunny: Easy push button activated, waterproof micro
massager. Use with or without high quality Silicone bunny with tantalizing
ears. Batteries included.
Price: $21.00 USD
Review: The Animal Buddy has to be the cutest tiny vibrator that I've had
the pleasure of owning. Despite being small in size, it doesn’t lack in
quality vibrations. One plus is that it fits snuggly in the palm of my
hand, which makes clit massage more enjoyable and convenient, not to
mention, discreet. Also the Animal Buddy is waterproof, which makes it a
reliable shower or tub companion. The Animal Buddy, as I see it, is the
ideal travel companion. It’s usually not convenient to pack some of my
bigger toys when traveling, so the Animal Buddy usually makes those trips
with me. It is small enough to fit in my luggage without requiring too
much space. I'm not going to get carried away and say that it is a top
choice for self stimulation, but having a discreet toy like the animal
buddy is a must for any woman on the go. I’d feel
comfortable recommending adding it to anybody’s sex toy collection.
Overall, I give the Animal Buddy 2 ¾ “O’s”.
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| February 2008 - Kama Sutra Honey
Dust-Raspberry Kiss

Product
Description: Surprise
every kiss with nature's sweetest gift - natural honey. Dust this
incredibly fine powder onto a lover, leaving a silky-soft glow, a delicate
fragrance and an irresistible lure. Each beautifully decorated tin
includes a powder filled satin pouch and a handmade feather applicator to
tickle more than the imagination. Honey Dust may also be used as a daily
body powder or a delicate addition to bed sheets.
Price: $26.00 USD
Review: I’ve used a
lot of different body powders over the years. And many of them leave the
skin silky to the touch and smell wonderful. However, with the Kama Sutra
Raspberry Kiss Honey Dust you get all the benefits of a high-end
body powder, with the added benefit that
your significant other will love it almost as much as you do. Unlike many
products that are “edible” the Kama Sutra Raspberry Kiss Honey Dust
actually does taste good – or at least my significant other says it does.
<wink> The only downside – is if I don’t get dressed fast enough in the
morning I have to reapply the powder when he’s done. <g> I give the Kama
Sutra Raspberry Kiss Honey Dust 3 ½ “O’s”
~Anonymous
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| January 2008 - Jelly Royale
6"-Pink

Product Description: Dong with suction cup base, 6".
Price: $26.00 USD
Review: The first sex toy I owned was a standard vibrator,
and I have since then graduated to multi-function vibrators of varying
sizes, functions and levels of satisfaction. This being the case, I was
very hesitant to take what I thought was step down and try out a standard
dildo lacking all the bells and whistles my normal “toys” have. But being
dedicated to reviewing sex toys; I thought I should give at least one a
try and see why some women prefer them to the more hi-tech vibrators. I
chose the Jelly Royale first because looking at it made me giggle; the
Dildo’s “balls” are definitely unlike a man’s I have ever seen. Also the
cost of this dildo was very reasonable and mostly what I liked was the
unique suction cup base that most vibrators lack. Suddenly I said to
myself, “this has possibilities.”
The Jelly Royale is a basic dildo with a suction cup base.
As far as dildos go, this is one of the best inexpensive dildos available
for purchase. Its reliable suction cup base allows me to do whatever I
want. If I want to back-up onto the dildo, I can do that. If I want to
straddle it, that is also an option. After talking to a few friends, I
went out and got an inexpensive small medicine/exercise ball and stuck the
dildo to that. This allowed for me to have the sensation of “riding” my
toy and allowed for deeper penetration. Best of all, the Jelly Royale is a
100% waterproof and clean-up is a breeze. Though, I am not at the point
where I am ready to throw away my battery-operated lovers and swear
allegiance to the standard dildos, I will say that the Jelly Royale is
definitely a must have toy, even if you’re a lover of vibrators like I am,
sometimes it’s fun to not let the toy do all the work. And for all you
ladies out there who do prefer the basic dildos, the Jelly Royale is a
must. I give the Jelly Royale 3 “O’s”
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